"Gay Marriage Still Doesn’t Exist, No Matter What the Supreme Court Says" by Matt Walsh

Here's a very strongly worded (and humorous!) article from blogger Matt Walsh:

Gay Marriage Still Doesn’t Exist, No Matter What the Supreme Court Says 

A few thoughts from me (Steven K.)

The right to have "gay marriage" is like:

...when the number 3 says it has a right to be the sum of 2 plus 2

...when the athlete says he has a right to score a home-run at a football game

...when the band's drummer says he has a right to play a violin solo

...when the garbageman claims the right to come inside and make himself a sandwich

...when the refrigerator says it has the right to bake a souffle